The New York / Ireland portal bouta start a war😭😭😭

my boss asked me one time why i was still living at home and i said most apartments in LA cost about 1.8k to 2.2k. he said that sounded affordable.

i told him to glance at my salary next time he signs his name on my bi-weekly check.

Oh man. I will shamelessly do this, the danger lies when I stop doing it 🙂.

i get why ppl are scared of vulnerability and risks in love but nobody will ever convince me that gushy, warm lovey dovey feeling when shit lines up isn’t worth it. it’s a risk i’m gonna take every time i simply will not stop

I kept complaining about how over worked I was.

When I finally left, they hired _seven_ people to do my work.

what is it, THE BRAIDS?!

I come from polygamy.

My father married many wives and had concubines who birthed kids for him.

I am the 26th child of a man with 26 children.

My valid opinion is,

Polygamy is evil.

Can even happen to you twice so you don't doubt the source of the first one.

I do not like doing anything in the rain, I really believe that it should automatically be an off day!

“Y’all prolly just saying it’s inappropriate because of your past experiences with men”

she’s serving while her child eats

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

HR sent out an email asking everyone at the company to give $100 to buy the CEO a birthday present

i hate when celebrities or anyone refers to the genocide of palestine as a “very complex situation” it is not. this is the most documented, clear cut display of colonialism and imperialism in the modern day history of the world. and a widely documented mass murder.

The hell out his way

this is the coolest bird i’ve ever seen in my lifetime

why his beard got heat damage

they’re using my lover girl pic to slander women on the tl🥲

They kinda the reason why the makeup community left a bad taste in peoples mouth and so many talented MUA’s at a time had a drop in engagement afterwards. Let me do the math!

I’m sure Drake planted this situation to trick Kendrick