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this is the cutest video ever

Indian lottery: Women sanitation workers hit lottery jackpot - BBC News bbc.com/news/world-asi…

Gerard Daffy TAB reported earlier that one punter has placed $1 million on Collingwood to beat Carlton in round 20. ‘There’s never been anything like this on the AFL’.
Price was $1.40 when the wager was taken.

Developing story:

Borat 2 star flips on Home Alone 2 star, appears to be cooperating with federal prosecutors.

Toki the Orca whale will be released into the wild after 53 years in captivity

Howard Garrett Howard Garrett - President of Orca Network - has been campaigning for her release for decades

#KayBurley FC

Tony Bennett is one of the greatest vocalists, storytellers and interpreters of all time. To say he was an important part of who I became is an understatement. My grandpa was constantly playing Tony Bennett records when I was growing up, and it was the honor of a lifetime to…

Sesame Workshop mourns the passing of Tony Bennett, who brought joy and music to millions of people around the world. Mr. Bennett joined us on Sesame Street in 1998 to turn a classic of his into a new favorite of ours.

Your Dad waiting for you all to get in the damn car.

Sadleir said the federation had “entered into a contract” with Victoria to deliver the Games and would be seeking suitable compensation because the Andrews government was “defaulting on that contract” #springst

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📉 Wearing a hearing aid nearly halves mental decline in people at risk of dementia, a new study suggests telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/1…

tfw you arrive at your @airbnb and realize that the whole space is essentially just a large-ish bathroom that the host put a bed into

Anti-vax LNP senator Gerard Rennick will be dumped from parliament after he lost preselection at this afternoon's LNP conference in Brisbane, sources said

Defeated by party treasurer Stuart Fraser

Bob Geldof speaks the truth: “I don’t like getting up at five, and I don’t like being in Melbourne in winter. It’s dreary and too cold.”

Senator David Van billed taxpayers for accommodation in the Whitsundays region while onboard an all-expenses-paid voyage on a defence ship as part of an $8000 trip to QLD that began just before his home city of Melbourne was locked down. smh.com.au/politics/feder… Annika Smethurst