Mad to think this extraordinary creature was shot just metres from a shooting estate. The landowner and gamekeepers will be furious that yet another bird has decided to die and dispose of it's own tag so close to a grouse moor.

Old enough to remember when they said Vietnam War protests were wrong and shot students in Ohio.

Latest Graun toon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Erm. No you can’t. 🤦‍♀️

Including the MP that was banned from the sleeper service for continually wiping her backside on the hand towels in her berth. She tried to get rail staff sacked, but managers backed their staff up and told the MP to do one. Whatever would her constituents think, if they knew?

#NoMowMay officially begins! 🌼

Ever wondered what's inside a dalek?

'An MP is asking if a picture of his crotch counts as photo ID'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints

Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Basquiat photographed by Andy Warhol, Greenwich Village, 1983.

Day 25:
Angela Rayner once slightly undercooked some onions.

And I bet Durrington Walls was just like London is today - unrealistic house prices, entitled attitudes, snobbishness towards the provinces, Durringtonians thinking they were the centre of everything just because they had the biggest megalithic ritual complex

Five puffins, with one 'Incoming', and just a five day wait for all our TALP entrants to find out if their work will be exhibited at Patchings Art Centre this summer. Good luck everyone!
Acrylic and coloured pencil entry by Neil Whitehead.
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Day 26:
Angela Rayner suspected of having ginger hair.

Designed by Turkish artist Mehmet Ali Uysal, this giant clothespin sculpture that seems to be holding onto a mound of dirt and grass, resides on the outskirts of Liege, Belgium.

Just heard Kemi Badenoch say that Brits now go on holiday to Rwanda. Does anyone have the figures for British tourism to Rwanda?

Bangin' 😶