This happened to me in my study abroad homestay. I was like has that turtle lived here this whole time? And they were like yes! He was hibernating!

it’s something i cherish deeply

when gavin degraw sang i don't wanna be anything other than what i've been trying to be lately......i felt that

me, in a new city after one sip of coffee: “I could live here”

A well done hamburger:

CVS has an aisle called “external pain” and I was like oh right…EXTERNAL pain

Summer begins May 10th

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Friday reads: Alexandra Tanner for Dirt, Maris Kreizman for Literary Hub, Henry Oliver for his S*bstack, Kat Rosenfield for UnHerd, Michael Lee for The Washington Post, Adam Nayman for The Ringer, and many others.

This is so dark. hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…

RIP to many. Not me tho

I reviewed the new Maggie Rogers album, unquestionably the best one she's made so far pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

I don’t have an alt but the other day amelia told me I wasn’t allowed to tweet anything about jacking it to geese poems

Team nightwear:

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I've been patient through the era of the sad girl novel, and now the mad girl novel. Surely, the era of the dumb girl novel must almost be upon us