There’s a really great Radio Times interview with Idris Elba where they ask him “how did playing the role of Knuckles [from Sonic The Hedgehog] compare with the role of Nelson Mandela” and I think it’s an exceptional question

Ha ha ha oh NOW you can’t look your colleagues in the eye because you will have to rejoin the workforce eh?

Well theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

I spent a week as a Deliveroo rider. And learnt a lot.
First up, Deliveroo likes to claim you should earn at least the minimum wage of £11.44 while working. Me?
I worked for 22hrs 50mins, rode 105 miles, did 27 drop offs and earned £120.38.
That works out at £5.28 an hour🧵

if we sit down someone asks us to do something

These porn accounts have ruined it for people who genuinely have nice tits in bio.

Remember:
Whenever you feel like a fraud or a failure now that Meta spent $36bn to develop Metaverse and has little to show for it.

A toilet roll

Bad news for anyone hoping for a jellyfish apocalypse

So we are making this guy famous and we want the Metropolitan Police to do something yes?

I often read stuff like this and think

“Nah, nobody sent that. They wouldn’t want to look that much of a penis. This is just staged for clicks.”

Rookie mistake

I got vaccinated just in case he comes out.

I wouldn’t say he’s necessarily free now.

I would say he’s largely on a ticking clock

This photo is just like America in that the longer you look at it the more it disturbs you.

This how you know there were no black people in the chain of approval.

New at Post Office inquiry: Angela Van den Bogerd admits she got her bonus in 2019 after 'lying' to the High Court in the Bates trial.

'So despite a finding in the High Court that basically you lied, you got your bonus?' Edward Henry KC tells the inquiry.

'Yes,' she says.

Several people around the Prime Minister - who actually know what is going - assure me there is **NOT** a general election being called on Monday. Everyone calm down.

This must be the good old days those St George’s day march people were talking about

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