[getting killed by a roaming band of undead pirates] haha now that's what I call a skeleton crew

“you miss 100% of the cocks you don’t suck.” -Wayne Gretzgay

sounds great

the society of the testicle by gay deballs

Wayne Gretzky in an alternate universe where he sucks at hockey: you miss 100% of the shots you take

I don't know about you, but having to work until I'm 68 would actually increase my misery quite considerably "Don't raise taxes on the rich, raise the retirement age for everybody else" say the mouthpieces of the rich

Brianna Wu's motives are very easy to understand, actually: she's a Porsche collector and she wants a fifth one

I wouldn't trust anybody who tells you that transition isn't difficult in a completely all-encompassing way but if it's who you are it's a hell of a lot easier than pretending to be somebody else.

The United States only gets mad over the killing of a US citizen if that helps legitimate killing more Arabs.

Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)

there's nothing inherently redemptive about being a country

israel does exist! that's kind of the problem!

When you need a community note it’s not journalism, it’s propaganda.

Dredd (2012) is a great film, though I've just been reminded of it because of a Judge Anderson thirst trap

We have no precedent for a political party so radically shifting while also not shifting any of the actual things it stands for

I love how you get right wingers doing "RETVRN" style posting for, like, 80s Eurovision songs, and other stuff they absolutely would've called degenerate at the time. In 30 or 40 years they're gonna pretend stuff like WAP represents "traditional values".

Daydream of Hell 🚩 It never changes. It’s all either nostalgia for the recent past or a yearning for a wholly fictionalised one. They want Reagan’s America or Skyrim.

just got a pepsi ad that went "you like coke right? wrong! blind taste tests show 75% of brits prefer pepsi to coke! you'd probably prefer it too, you just haven't tried it!" but i think if you have to go on the defensive against your competitor in your own ads you are losing.

She has zero taste in art. Remember her campaign l