Local man, 59, turned away from polling station in South Oxfordshire.

Oh yeah - she’s a total piece of shit.

John’s record is great. Go see the man throw down.

Go on - have yourself a Nivathon

If I see that idiotic fucking thing playing guitar one more time…

Tremendous thread from Anna. God, I love Canongate

Wow. These phishers really figured out what I’d see as plausible, huh?
HAHAHAHAHA x infinity

Well, you can’t copyright a title. Good luck to her.

I my mind I sound like David Niven. Then you hear a kind of lobotomised Begbie coming out the speakers…

Given that I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the studio by Jamie Byng and the team Canongate books to do the bloody audiobook of O Brother, the ‘performance’ reviews blow my mind.

Apparently O Brother currently 2.99 in Audible sale. GET EM WHILE THEY’RE CHEAP.

audible.co.uk/pd/O-Brother-A…

Always one

I’m afraid Sue Pollard has also cancelled for this.
BUT DO COME ANYWAY

‘Sue Pollard has cancelled.’

15 yr old just said to me - ‘You know I’m earning some money painting Grandma’s box?’
Beat as I look at her evenly.
‘OH GOD! HER VEGETABLE BOX!’

About those best fake songs…

David Pecker's sat there ratting on Trump all week and Trump hasn't said ONE negative thing publicly about Pecker. Can you IMAGINE the shit the guy must have on Trump?

ANYONE ORDER FRIED SAUERKRAUT?

I know we’re all bored to death of the fucking waste of space, but if the SC goes Trump’s way (incredible as that seems) and then he somehow wins in Nov, that really is game over for the American experiment.

Must always be retweeted