Kids have got into this Storybots show. In the past week the ‘gets’ have included Ed Norton, David Cross and SNOOP DOG. Impressive.

Oh please Gods of golf, anyone but Bryson. (It’s gonna be Bryson isn’t it?)

Nice to see Sam Neill being served by Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos

McIntyre playing the first and we’re watching Xander on the range.
FUCK ALL SHERMANS.

Yeah. Fuck this woman beating POS.

Internet hall of fame etc

More often than not, the 'secret to a star's age defying looks' is 'not being old.' Only the Daily Mail seems to think 42 means looking like Gandalf's ballsack after a bike ride.

It is incredible the degree to which your Twitter feed post Musk is just 90% a sewer of garbage and 10% people you’re interested in.

We all instantly block any account that comes with this, right?

Fucking Bryson. HOW DO YOU HIT A WEDGE 190 YARDS YOU SEX CASE?

I am watching the golf with a 15 year old Glenfarcas. Strong recommend.

The Guns of I Fuck Dogs

We bought these wooden garden chairs at Chiswick car boot maybe 10 years ago. I cannot properly express how well designed and comfortable to the human arse they are.

‘I said hop in…’

Dabney Coleman. His name liveth forever more when you’re pounding a 16oz steak into yourself at Dan Tana’s.

Tiger poss making quad bogey on 1.

Tiger’s golf pump has blown apart and he’s mad sharting chilli dips all over the gaff. Just spraying the greens with liquid hell.

SHIT AN ACTUAL RORY

Average par 4 on the tour now seems to be 500 yards.
Fuck my own dog.

Golf punditry out of control now.
‘It’s going to be a somber day for the man who lost his life.’