This just to say goodbye to Twitter. I loved you once. I can no longer be reached by X.

Logging on just to pass along codes to help get people to the other place.

my next one is already promised but lmk if you're still stuck here and would like the one after that.

Welp, the app updated and this place is just making me feel sad now. I’m gonna try to not be on here much anymore, but I really am gonna miss some of you. I hope to find you at the other place 💛💛💛

Picked up a good cheese and a good beer to try out euthyphro.bsky.social’s rose petal jam. Delicious! 🌹🧀🍺😋

Been a minute since I reminded everyone Maine is perfect

dress for the job you want (beach)

Sometimes I struggle to figure out how to get dressed for a day I’m attending a conservation meeting and then going to the beach but then I remember this is Maine and there are no rules.

The man who spent a fortune on a dog suit reminded me of when an entire class said they'd prefer to be dogs than humans, to my chagrin.

Only one student vigorously disagreed: 'How can a person prefer to be a dog?!'
Me: go on
Her: I'd rather be a horse.

Lego Greek Mythology, featuring a wink to Camus fans with a happy Sisyphus...

Your body can build up tolerance to guillotines. Here's how.

I also do philosophy like it’s jazz. Sometimes it’s about the articles you don’t write

Cetaceans are suffering from overfishing and Sonar pollution still we refuse to implement Bubble 🫧 Sound Barriers on Ships because all below the surface is not visible for us, by the way also produce Methane eating Hydroxyl and Heat mitigating Albedo.

Stranger: You look so stupid wearing a mask. Why do you do it?
Me: I’m actually participating in a behavioral psychology study about violence toward vulnerable adults in public settings. Thank you for your comment, and could you please share your zip code for study purposes?

Ahab cameo in the Marvel multiverse after Disney buys all literature, as imagined by NYT's Ward Sutton

can't *wait* to see how my society turns wet bulb temperature into a question of personal responsibility.

'So, who's Crowley and who's Aziraphael in your relationship?'

Because I am very good at reading I accidentally bought these thinking they were chips and I think this might be a top 5 mistake.

Shame on me. I read screen shots of it 😔

Nathan rd