Double stuffed whor-eo

I bring a sort of “fish out of water protagonist” vibe to reading the writings of Adolf Hitler

We need more nighttime erections in Washington D.C. Too much stress, sleep deprivation and bad habits have made us flaccid.

The first ever congressional hearing on longevity will happen on the 25th of January. I am ready to present my night time erection results if called upon.

Elon Musk Tesla I like it but I feel embarrassed bc my friend’s friend said 'crybertruck same boots energy ...' and how dare he talked to me like that ..'the pic in me like a sexy kitten …made him hard ...' Eeeeeeeeek! Even though he insisted it's a compliment 🐈‍⬛🎩♠️

Haha

Apparently the thing…

Honestly, KB looks cool in this picture

the chivalrous questing knight. we all want to be lancelot its not a big deal

Everyone not from New York seems to have some sort of complex about it. It calls to people, and so they have to have some reason to justify why they choose life elsewhere.

I like living here because it’s fun

Everyone should have longish hair, men and women alike

My personal theory is that we are living through the end of the bicameral era, consciousness emerged, for a time that was rather short in the grand scheme of things, and we are finally returning to the natural state as conscious is extinguished by technological advancements.

Ok you can have armpit hair and I can be real real stinky

Whoever invented the 'racist groupchat' is the Harriet Tubman of our time, for such groupchats are underground railroads for the soul of the American desk-slave in search of sanctuary from the iron fem-fist of Master Abby Grossberg

I’m gonna try something different and, for possibly the first time, not let my current discomfort undermine my faith in love

He’s a pretty cool guy, actually, a good poet, I cucked him once

I love the more plates more dates guy, but it’s hilarious to me that I probably get more girls than this guy because I have a cooler haircut and write poetry