Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all!

Vote Yes or No as the instructions clearly state. DO NOT USE TICKS OR CROSSES, ONLY USE YES OR NO TO VOTE AT THE REFERENDUM.

'So you are after an internship at PwC? How has your background shaped you?'

'Well my father grew up in public housing.'

'Oh, who is your father?'

'That's not important'

#FIFAWWC

When you make what you thought was a witty political joke but just end up with people tagging your employer calling on them to sack you 🤦🏽‍♂️

I blame myself.

Wonder how much pressure there'll be to fund women's sport at the grassroots level, given politicians have been very keen to talk about how much they love the Matildas and how great it is they have brought the country together. #FIFAWWC #Matildas

Should I divorce my English wife? #FIFAWWC #Matildas

A loss for the Matildas but a win for small businesses #FIFAWWC #Matildas

We'll always have that moment of magic #FIFAWWC #Matildas

Ref left the cards in the change rooms #FIFAWWC #Matildas

Really hope that's not the moment the public holiday slips away from us #FIFAWWC #Matildas

MY FUCKING HEART HONESYLY CommBank Matildas you absolute legends. #FIFAWWC

Ready for matchweek one ❤️ @arsenal Premier League

Dyson turning influencers into Mortal Kombat characters. Sub-Zero did it first Mortal Kombat 1

#BREAKING : RBA leaves cash rate on hold at 4.1% ABC News

Love this sport.

If you are watching the cricket instead of the football, you are not my kind of person #FIFAWWC     #Ashes

Wonder what ideas this bloke would have taken back to Barbieland if he was in the ACT in 2020?