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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder

@joelymack

Currently kicking the utter crap out of #BreastCancer. Battling the #Brexit shitshow since the beginning of time.

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iโ€™m on season 2 of my โ€˜every-so-oftenโ€™ Friends binge, and Iโ€™m gutted to wake up this morning to the devastating news of the way too premature death of Matthew Perry ๐Ÿฅบ
Chandler Bing - a piece of my heart will forever belong to you.
๐Ÿ’”

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are of the opinion that โ€˜British valuesโ€™ include being angry at just about anything that SAVES lives, then Iโ€™m sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but youโ€™re a sociopathic cunt.

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ah Facebook. That place you go when you want to laugh at stupid people and just maybe, feel a little bit better about yourself. But then you stumble across thisโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ah Facebook. That place you go when you want to laugh at stupid people and just maybe, feel a little bit better about yourself. But then you stumble across thisโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Might be any unpopular opinion here but will NEVER be anything more than a delusional demand unless we actually get the so all this โ€˜donโ€™t vote Lab/LD unless they firmly back rejoinโ€™ is entirely counterproductive, donโ€™t you think? Or do you have a plan? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

โ€˜Why donโ€™t women report rape at the time?โ€™ ask people whoโ€™s immediate response is โ€˜innocent until proved guiltyโ€™ when a woman finally finds whatever she needs in her to talk about being raped.

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

โ€˜Nothing to do with meโ€™

Yeah, because ignoring the controversy and looking the other way ISNโ€™T what enables predators in the first place ๐Ÿ˜

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Negligence, incompetence and inefficiency, together with greed and corruption have been - for a long time - the CULTURE in Westminster. For YRS we have been subjected to the shit end of that culture while those responsible get rich.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yeaaaahhhhh so we DID neglect some of you to death (oopsies) but MOST of you are still hanging on. My bad. Not. Lolz. Weโ€™re of course working hard to help. Well, when I say โ€˜weโ€™ I mean maybe some other ppl cuz itโ€™s not my job. Or my departments. But yeah Iโ€™m doing fucking great.

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Jo๐ŸŒป๐ŸŽ—#OneTitWonder(@joelymack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dunno who needs to hear this butโ€ฆ

THE TORIES DONโ€™T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU STARVE TO DEATH, BURN TO DEATH, DIE ON AN NHS WAITING LIST, OR IF A SCHOOL FALLS ON YOUโ€ฆ

They just want you to hurry up and die so they can get on with the looting in peace.

Also, say thank you.

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Danny Wallace(@dannywallace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'A reliable source has informed us that in early February, two months after the risk level was raised to high, Education Secretary Gillian Keegan remarked, โ€˜We just need to keep the lid on this for two years and then itโ€™s someone elseโ€™s problem.โ€™'

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