I’m the CEO of DMing celebrities who will never know I exist

The rumors are true: I’m sexy.

Okay Euphoria team, will we be watching this new Sam Levinson show?

Did I ghost tweet this? Maybe.

If loving boobs is gay then I’m a mfin rainbow, baby.

My buddy.

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: JOHN GREEN IS THAT BITCH

I don’t mean to brag but I have the house to myself tonight

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

My sweet prince.

Today’s offering. Ignore my bitch ass professional voice in the background.

I WILL TAKE THE BAIT

Was King Triton the Nick Cannon of The Sea????

Mary.

Goodnight ladies