Would’ve killed at the met gala

Never judge a boob by its cover

One of them came to my door this morning and I was like 😡 and he was like “…..can we use your water hose again???” And I was like 😡😡😡😡😡….yes.

MVP of the show right here

Last night I had the best dream I’ve had in a long time. I dreamt about puppies 🥹

I would’ve poisoned her drink immediately.

A lot of big whiny babies commenting here 🥲

Starting Baby Reindeer

Rebecca Hall’s look is not getting the attention it deserves. She actually read the assignment and looks so beautiful.

I feel like each year at the met gala the most horrifically dressed person should be pushed down the stairs

If I get 10 likes, I know it’s a bad post. If I get 0 likes I know i will be recognized as a genius long after I am dead

first date idea: we both take a 70mg vyvanse and solve a murder mystery case

Tylernol

Sydney Sweeney where are you?? #MetGala

Bella Baxter has arrived at the #metgala

Idk I think it’s very beautiful