bring back twitter circles

huge fan of this SFO/OAK airport beef i was getting bored

me: social media is rotting our brains its a net negative for the world
also me: :) dancing bears

Kylie Robison jordan

[this is a screenshot i got via dms i dont actually have paid or free premium - im firmly planted in an internal naughty list lol]

Kylie Robison i am going to impersonate brands

It looks like Elon Musk is removing the ability to hide the blue check that comes with X Premium shortly after giving many accounts with over 2,000 followers Premium for free.

feel like I’m always work, watch movie, look phone, $87 grocerie

In honor of OJ Simpson dying, here’s one of my favorite 30 Rock scenes

I’m getting laid off. I’m gutted but need to land somewhere. If you’re hiring for Swift platforms, please consider me. I work hard and want to do some great work.

If you feel like your life is bad just remember you're not on LinkedIn making posts that start with 'I'm Deloitted to announce...'

real lmao

best of luck to everyone over 35 today who has coworkers in their 20s

'phones are making you depressed' wrong. the phone itself is fine, the apps are making people depressed. take everything off there but a music player, wikipedia, texts and the app that makes it look like you're drinking a beer when you hold it sideways and everyone would be fine

well damn

i dont do it for the awards, but i would really like to win one:)

vote for my series for a Webby please!! we're currently in first place! help me keep it that way!
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…

did you know you could make 10-12 gyoza at home and no one can stop you

sorry memory lane time, this lede is too fucking good i was cooking as a college blogger

'Nintendo released the much anticipated “Animal Crossing: New Horizons” on Friday amid a global pandemic and somehow, I already owe Tom Nook 98,000 bells.' statehornet.com/2020/03/kylieb…

the writing in this is rugged but it was the second thing i'd ever written and so ahead of its time statehornet.com/2020/02/kylieb…

i just really cant express how much tech journalism means to me man -- reading my old pieces from college right now and i could cry, im so lucky