it was almost cute enough to make me not "unsubsribe"

omg backstreet boy AJ was sitting behind me on my flight, what an honor to share recycled plane air with a legend

NO ONE TALK TO ME TODAY DO NOT TRY TO MAKE CONTACT UNTIL APRIL 2 I WILL NOT FALL FOR UR TOM FOOLERY

vroom vrooooom ✨✨✨ youtube.com/watch?v=F09bj6…

am i tripping, or is the twitter icon a shibe rn

DAVE IS BACK DAVE IS BACK DAVE IS BACK 🫶🏼 Dave

happy easter 🐰🐣💖

the self checkout kiosk asked for a tip today and I panicked and gave 18%

Elmo and I hold no responsibility for the glitter left (spilled) on Sesame Street 🙃❤️💁🏼‍♀️

if you love animals be prepared to fucking SOB in the new #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy movie oh my GOD I was not prepared

Glitter Jars are fun, soothing, and sparkly! Don't miss @LaurDIY in #ElmosMindfulnessSpectacular streaming now on YouTube and learn more activities about taking care of our emotional well-being! ❤️ Watch: m.sesame.org/ElmosMindfulne… #WellnessWednesday

lmao omg

omg I realized my headphones were dead once I got to the gym and now am forced to raw dog this workout no music, lord help me find the strength

this is the default amount of automatically placed ads that get inserted into a pod episode before we go in and manually remove/position them lol absolutely unhinged

I thought church and state were separated, did they get back together

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

Bull terriers did nothing to you ungrateful fucks maybe yall were bad owners leave this baby alone

What's lauren *∘✩.'s real name? And what was her first viral video? Here she is taking the WIRED Autocomplete interview:

today we’re putting the AI into Beacons AI this is Beacons 2.0 🧵

my first for The Ringer is here — a looong feature on how 2014 changed the internet forever, from the genesis of the creator economy to wide scale harassment. thank you so much tyler oakley 🙋🏼‍♂️ 🤍Cassey Ho🤍 remi cruz ✨ and lauren *∘✩. for speaking with me!!🤍 theringer.com/tech/2024/5/1/…