Love to numbly scroll on my phone reading about infinite horrors

I've seen no credible reporting of actual antisemitic incidents at the UT Austin protest. What I can tell you is that I've reported on numerous neo-Nazi events and Greg Abbott never once tried to put any of them in jail.

I have drafted and deleted like 20 tweets in the last two minutes. Very proud of me.

Getting unreasonably annoyed by this sign in Vons that reads,

“I’m serving
up the hits.

Sincerely,
Fried Chicken.”

Devastating piece in The New York Review of Books by Omar al-Najjar, a young doctor in Gaza. Omar and I have been in touch over the months, and I remain incapable of understanding the weight he bears. nybooks.com/online/2024/04…

Just gonna go nuts in Canva until someone hires me I guess.

Fuck. This is so good and detailed and makes me want to throw up.

If Benny Safdie doesn’t appear, did you even make a movie?

Living or deceased, performers to be RESPECTED. Pass AB 1836 to provide crucial intellectual property protections against A.I.

Assemblymember Rebecca Bauer-Kahan Team Patterson Asm. Isaac G. Bryan Diane B. Dixon Josh Hoover ASM Jacqui Irwin Assemblymember Josh Lowenthal Assemblymember Liz Ortega @asmchrisward Buffy Wicks

My take on binging as a creator is I want one episode coming out once a week so that we have time to build an audience and anticipation. And my take as a viewer is I should be given every episode to gobble up at once like the deserving and greedy little piglet I am.

This app is mostly for getting mad at people for being annoying in a different way than you are

Driving by Target to go to the other Target.

Shoutout to Roan "Looking for Work" Everly for coming up with the idea to do a 360 scan of the Cartoon Network stairwell for posterity. They put in a lot of their own time starting such a project before CNS ultimately took it on, but it started with them! Huzzah for Roan!

Hey! I (like every other entertainment professional I know) am looking for work!

TAG writers, fill out your surveys! It’s crucial for TAG leadership to understand the needs of membership. The data here empowers them to fight for members in upcoming negotiations. This is the best tool to demand that they fight hard!

The cast for #AmongUs is now fully announced!

White: Patton Oswalt
Green: Elijah Wood
Orange: Yvette Nicole Brown
Black: Liv Hewson
Cyan: Kimiko Glenn
Lime: Wayne Knight
Yellow: Debra Wilson
Brown: Phil LaMarr
Purple: Ashley Johnson
Red: Randall Park
Blue: Dan Stevens

New on Patreon! Kelly and Katai begin season 2 of H2O: Just Add Water with episodes STORMY WEATHER and CONTROL! They talk the arrival of Charlotte, the weird Lewis/Cleo development, and new mermaid powers! They also lament the lack of Rane. Patreon.com/teencreeps

Made a little something to celebrate my 2nd book in the series, ‘Juniper Mae: Secrets of the Guardian Knights’ being released today in the US (and April 4th in the UK) ✨

This book was made by me and partner-in-crime Tim Fraser