Had a bizarre series of dreams last night, one being I was making eggs for breakfast at my house, but my manager showed up to my home to give me my annual performance review. What are brains?

good morning

It'd be nice if every photo I've ever taken for identification didn't make me look like a mass murderer.

time for more Cheech & Chong gummies ads

I have changed this setting three times today, as it keeps reverting. If you can't DM me, you're probably better off contacting me through my website: jlwagner.net/contact/

The Web Vitals extension has been updated to include the FCP and TTFB diagnostic metrics to help you further understand your Core Web Vital metrics. Check it out!

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Shannon Watts Kareem Ali 🙅🏿‍♂️ Texas rn:

Twitter catering to crypto-fascists:

I've been so delighted by the warm reception to the Lean Web Club!

If you're tired of how complex front-end web development has become, and want to learn a simpler way to build for the web, check it out!

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What doesn’t kill you can:

•dysregulate your nervous system
•trap itself in your body
•steal your sense of self
•make you wish it did

I don’t know what “makes you stronger” means but

let’s stop glorifying trauma as a life-lesson we’ve been blessed with.

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Great end of the day news!
Honoured to be awarded the Microsoft Most Valuable Professional Award Microsoft MVP Communities for the 4th year!

#MVPBuzz #DeveloperTechnologies

A new FFVII Rebirth trailer dropped weeks ago and no one fucking told me?

It's very obvious how much a lot of people's politics is just 'everyone else should endure the same abuse I did'

I could show you a picture of a lathe machine accident that would make you puke on your keyboard. That's enough of a reason to discourage this sickening trend of child labor in these types of conditions.

remember when they said this about working in the office? lmao

the one and only good cop #DoItLikeDorner