“Welcome weary travelers. You have arrived in the Serene IL-Khanate of Twice-Anointed Great Khan of Springfield.”

We are so lucky to have someone as fierce and brilliant as Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.

Me cheering my friends picking the brunch spot I wanted the whole time and orchestrated behind the scenes to make happen

The DNC is just Coachella for Poli-Sci majors

Showing up to the gossip sesh knowing full well i am the drama

Pelosi is just a stone cold political boss. 84 years old, no leadership position. Just power.

The increasingly emphatic teleprompter messages to Kari Lake are my new roman empire.

Trump is cooked

rawdogging lecture (laptop is dead)

Brazilian who was mean to me still tweeting

We need our best scientists working round the clock to study the fanatical passion and pride people have about being from Chicago, Illinois.

people who live in new york: i live in new york people who live in la: i live in la people who live in chicago: THIS CITY IS THE GREATEST ON THE PLANET SEARS TOWER LAKE MICHIGAN ELEVATED TRAIN AFFORDABILITY THE SKYLINE

people on here be pushing 30 calling themselves twinks 💀

Looove the button down

Twink hate is so forced like that’s just a sweet little baby boy he’s harmless

Spending my day with a German who turned to me after sex and said very matter of factly “that was a good experience”

this is a fantastic moment

trump supporters don’t realize having genuinely good people in office is a good thing

I want him and his friends to pass me around like a blunt

mr gorbachev, tear up this hole