Emma Stone urges fans to use her real name which is Emily Hard-Solid-Non-Metallic-Mineral -Matter-Of-Which-Rock-Is-Made…it’s bizarre that someone else in Equity had the same name…🤔

One of Chris de Burgh’s relatives is an expert in a particular flowering plant; I’m not sure which one but I think might be Chris’ Auntie’s Mum…

“Yes; I guarantee you I left your house shipshape…”
can’t argue with this AirBnB guest’s message…

That Netflix series about Neglected Dirigibles was a bit of a let down…

I’m addicted to a certain variety of seaweed; I’ve been told I should seek kelp…😔

I see the elephants and monkeys at the local zoo have gone on strike; in fairness they’re being paid peanuts…

Mute budgie for sale, going…

Budgie for sale; going inexpensively…

The local hair salon has “Hairdresser to the Stars” on the window; I was sceptical but inside there are signed pictures of Betelgeuse, The Sun and Antares all getting a wash and blow dry…

I see a famous actor and a former snooker player are opening up a laundromat together and they make a great team; I think Neal Foulds and Jeremy Irons…

I was asked to describe a Dalmatian dog from memory and it was spot on…

In fairness the likeness is uncanny…🤯

🎶They say we're young and we don't know
Won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent🎶

Well this was entirely predictable when Monsieur B.B.Wolf became head of the French housing Development Planning Agency….apparently he is offer special grants for small Porcine like individuals…

I see after they published an unflattering article a famous energy drinks company is refusing to advertise in a national tabloid; it’s like Red Bull to a Rag…

I was today’s years old when I learned that Giraffes have human like hands…🤯

1. Rich Smith
2. Rich McDonald
3. Rich Johnston
4. Rich McKenna
5. Rich Quinn
6. Rich Adams
7. Rich Penny
8. Rich Logan
9. Rich O’Neill

Some interesting new names on 2024’s Rich list….

Me; I’ve just landed on it and bought it for €320; I assume they are talking about the Irish Edition of Monopoly…🤔

Originally For April, the Gregorian calendar only had 29 days and started on 2nd…

Did see the movie in which Winnie The Pooh is trying to treat his honey addiction with vinegar?
It’s a bittersweet tale tbh…
and the scene of Winnie heating solidified honey on a spoon with a lighter before taking it intravenously is equally shocking and heartbreaking 💔…