it’s hawaiian pizza, diet coke, and mediocre (amazing) horror movie night i think 😌

it is so funny to me that the only hockey team i really care about is the peoria rivermen (anyway we won 6-4)

even better

great night

watching hockey with a glass of cold beer is a peak night for a girl like me

time flies when you’re fucking and sucking

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

night night time

taylor swift is such a fun artist to listen to when you don’t have some pretentious loser telling you she’s overrated

I cannot stress how much i don’t want to do this. but im not going to survive this. Please do not give if you can’t afford it; im already consumed w guilt. but please please share this as much as possible so ppl with the means can help. gofund.me/1ec37ea2

Big day for the people who like to constantly talk about how they don’t like Taylor swift

dilf serial killer goes to a teen pop icon concert is exactly what i needed

New M. Night Shyamalan with Josh Hartnett

Okay but what does the CDC recommend I do to prevent my eepy bitch disease™️

i would like to spend the day at a lake, shower and change into comfy clothes, go see a movie with a fat diet coke, and then fall asleep in a heavily air conditioned room

can’t wait to listen to taylor’s new album while i’m in the healthiest relationship i’ve ever been in 🫡

some of you need to understand that no one cares about your opinion

dogs should be the bouncers, children should be the bartenders, discourse over