nothing I’ve ever done has been a labour of love, what I love most is not labouring.

nothing worse than seeing “hey girl” in your DMs from someone you don’t talk to often because they’re either telling you your man is cheating or they’re trying to recruit you to an mlm

getting back on the apps (posting a thirst trap on my story and waiting for my fire reacts)

I think life was simpler when we had separate rectangles for things. It was nice just taking your ipod to the gym and not worrying about texts and emails while you’re midset

men will get online and whine like a little bitch about women doing something that has nothing to do with them

maybe I like ordering in because I can tell the meals I make for myself are made with resentment not love

Is this the plot of challengers?

if your new workplace hands you a thinkpad you basically have a job for life, but if they give you macbook air you and the rest of your team could get fired next week

it’s smart that they never invite me to the met gala because there’s no way I’m doing all that on a Monday

Happy 5/5 to all the short kings

Drake is somewhere sitting in a corner and rocking back and forth repeating sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

star wars fan: may the fourth be with you!

me, former catholic: and also with you

i’ve had this picture of Ma from MA (2019) in my bathroom for so long i’ve just completely lost sight of why i put it up in the first place

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my granddad would just sit in his favorite chair and not do anything but stare in space but now I totally get it