Yikes. Talk about prescient.

Question for U.S. Twitter: Are temporary winter car shelters a primarily Canadian thing?

“Love is fleeting, seas are rising, death awaits us all.”

Driving from the Eastern Townships to Ottawa, so here’s my parting gift. Stay safe from snow and glowing strangers, everyone.

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My book was on Obama’s favourite list but what is really electrifying the room here at mom and dad’s is that King Cole tea is on sale $5.99 a box, and everyone is flying through the store with shopping carts full of them

How you and your best friend talk to each other - Christmas Edition

Use your imagination to find the perfect gift for a co-worker you know solely based on their snacking and bathroom habits.
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“I’ve never felt this way before,” she said, her cheeks flushed and her eyes wet with tears. “I told you not to eat so much Culver’s before we went sledding,” he replied.
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I impulsively signed up for a workplace Secret Santa. Out of pain, art(ishness).

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I eschew sneezing.

Oh.

I was wrong about so many things in my youth but never so wrong as the time I argued that the saxophone spoiled the mood of “Into the Mystic.”

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Why this album isn't in the conversation for 2022's Top Albums is beyond me. Is there a Best Swan Song category?

Based on the content I’m seeing, reasonable question: Has James Cameron purchased Twitter?

PEI losing its mind right now. Thelma Phillips

Fairytale Of New York re-imagined as a knock about, romantic comedy.

Are we just saying “squash” when we mean “quash” now? Is that battle lost?