“Spotify put me in burlington”
“Spotify put me in LA”
You know how much of a sick fuck you gotta be to be put in FLAGSTAFF

Who put all this Reel Big Fish on the jukebox??!?
Me:

Girl dinner

Saw MICKEY DARLING live in Portland tonight and can confirm they are the sexiest boy band

PragerU makes sense

If Phoebe Bridgers met Bernie she would start to like cats

get out of your comfort zone 💯 and into your cumfart zone 😩

Your cat’s belly fat exists for a reason. And that reason is badass.

Why does it feel like every Christmas song was written over 100 years ago

big day for people who tweet “big day for annoying people”

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🙏🏼

Me to my friends when I find out there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

This is what I bring to the table