burning down the amazon rainforest to generate 1 useful minute of footage for my new movie Hero Man which features a guy who looks different every second or two

It's so wild that one of the main reasons the United States was sure that Saddam Hussein had chemical and biological weapons was because it had sold them to him. They had the literal receipts.

I am doing a commission for someone. Something a bit special. This is how they packaged up the (tiny) item I am to paint on. I am thinking of using this as my artist’s rider… FRAZZLES PROTOCOL - fuck polystyrene peanuts, THIS IS THE WAY FORWARD. Thank you secret commissioner :)

Delighted to add this commission by the amazing @iamhappytoast , from my favourite film Aguirre The Wrath of God to the studio gallery.

Excellent value and not at all spendy.

This is nuts.

Amazing.

Laurence Fox's Reclaim Party has spaffed money on an election ad in a place where nobody can vote for him.

Absolute 💯 classic.

Woke up with Annie Lennox's Lovesong for a Vampire in my head and wondered if it was Lovesong for a Werewolf would it be all 'Awoooooooo!' noises and saying how nice their bum smells?

Many of the posts uncovered PERSONALLY target and incite VIOLENCE against Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan.

And here’s the absolute kicker: Conservative candidate for London mayor Susan Hall is a member of AT LEAST SIX of them.

Read the full story⬇️ unearthed.greenpeace.org/2024/04/27/con…

Had a message on Facebook asking if I'm open for commissions but for some reason FB deleted it as against their terms and services(?!) Was that you? Message me here. And yes I'm always open to commissions.

Happy 65th birthday Marco Pirroni youtu.be/SY75tFzuj9c?si…

On this day in 1893, archaeologists unearth an ancient Norse Scalextric track, believed to be the first of its kind.

Unquestionably a sax solo. I’m guessing Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty. Final answer.

Liz Truss book enters bestseller list in 70th place with 2,228 copies sold dlvr.it/T63VCV

Dear @bbc for the love of god stop replacing totp with the bloody snooker.