Celsius sucks so bad how did this shit get so popular

the crime you see today… it’s hard to even take its measure. it’s not that i’m afraid of it; i always knew you’d have to be willing to die to do this job…

three things that happen to men as they age:

1: balding (genetics/overuse of styling products)

2: head enlargement/facial enreddment (largely due to alcoholism)

3. they/we just start constantly squinting all of a sudden? idk, i think it’s from visual exhaustion

my parents raised cowboy(girl)s then got mad they raised cowboy(girl)s

anyone who has made a difference in this country has been openly ridiculed (Abraham Lincoln, Jackie Robinson, many such cases)

neither wind nor rain care for bravery

they should let me poison people

Tom was my John the Baptist and it hurts me every day that he died

i stand by this

[cocking gun]

Alexa, play Angeleyes by ABBA

we are so back

open.spotify.com/track/5UqCQaDs…

inbred Krauts overseeing pain on the worst island in the world and we won’t shed a tear seeing any single one of them gone

open.spotify.com/track/2Gn3xsO0…

three things that happen to men as they age:

1: balding (genetics/overuse of styling products)

2: head enlargement/facial enreddment (largely due to alcoholism)

3. they/we just start constantly squinting all of a sudden? idk, i think it’s from visual exhaustion

pretty sure that my reaction to Queen Elizabeth II’s death got me fired. the morning i heard the news, i walked into work and shouted “the Queen is dead!”

i then proceeded to watch my coworkers watch the funeral on their computers while i did all the work that day

president xi, the oppressed peoples of the so-called “united states” are crying out for freedom

please help us

two dead English monarchs. my ancestors prayed i would see this day

it’s true