Well, I've officially failed as a parent. My daughter only wants to watch roblox videos on YouTube. I honesty thought I was doing a better job than raising her than this.

Me, an adjustment counselor, asking a dysregulated 7 year old what got them so upset.

Them: 'Your bitch mouth!'

I wonder how they feel about blocking posts that try to justify Palestinian genocide.

I literally work with developmentally delayed 1st graders who talk better than this.

Hey sorry for being anxious the other day, when I was 8 years old I was told by trusted adults that I deserved to go to hell simply for existing so that’s probably why I was weird.

2004 = no homo

2024 = no homeowner

Sometimes I wish I tried coke before we had to worry about fentanyl.

I want a Saw movie where Jigsaw only plays games with C suite motherfuckers from Ticketmaster.

Really excited about this! Love to see a project like this that includes Jay!

The best thing about being homeschooled is not having high school reunions.

Every Pinterest recipe: QUICK AND EASY HEALTHY WEEKNIGHT DINNERS!

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Didn't have time to get anything together before work this morning so I threw 5 uncrustables in a bag and I'm currently eating a mostly frozen one for breakfast.

Anyone else always feel depressed as shit the day after having a really great night?

Unfettered Capitalism and the power of a 'free market' to solve our problems.

How it started // how it’s going

You can tell someone fresh out of graphics design school worked really hard on the new X logo. Can def see why they pushed the rollout back a couple times so they could get it just right.

Need #starwars advice. My daughter is 7 and really wants to watch them. Do I start with 4 or do I start with episode 1? I feel like 1-3 might captivate her more since she won't be put off by the overall quality. But it also feels like apostasy to show them out of release order.

It's time to start giving myself my own haircuts. I haven't had one I liked in 5 years. Any males do self cuts and have pointers? Watched several YouTube videos but I'm still scared.