From the 'things that never happened' file:

“Let’s fight for zero deforestation,” Lula says in first speech as president-elect. “Brazil is ready to resume its leading role in the fight against the climate crisis, protecting all our biomes, especially the Amazon Forest.”

🎃 BREAKING: LONDON PAINTED ORANGE 🎃

🧯 At 8:30am today, 6 Just Stop Oil supporters sprayed orange paint from fire extinguishers onto the Home Office, the MI5 building, the Bank of England and the headquarters of News Corp at London Bridge.

🎥 Zoe Broughton

Sick and tired of my satnav taking me down single track roads in areas I don't know, to save 30s ffs. Horrible journey in the dark last night. Think I'll get an atlas.

Gonna be hard to stomach all the centrists cheering for Lula today.

Knowing that when the UK had a very similar battle for its soul 3 long years ago they all character assassinated the man standing against Britain's Bolsonaro

Brazil is a market of 210 million people. And the politician with the closest relationship to its president-elect is Jeremy Corbyn. Not some £500 haircut politician. Something to ponder on for all the ‘grown ups’ in Westminster politics & journalism, not to mention likes of CBI.

Back when Spitting Image had teeth, and wasn't just a lame-arsed vehicle for the centrist establishment

Awful news coming from Dover. Thoughts with the staff and migrants at the centre. If indeed this is an attack influenced by extremist ideology will questions be asked? Who groomed and radicalised him? Our words and actions matter and they have grave consequences.

30 years ago, British satirists told the truth about apartheid Israel.

Today, British satirists like Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker smear Palestinian rights campaigners as 'antisemites' to protect apartheid Israel.

Great news from Brazil!

We aren't heading towards Fascism. It's already here mate. Look around you. It just depends on your privilege when you notice it

🚩UK Govt impoverishes workers.
🚩Worker with £30000 salary pays £3486 in income tax + £2092 in national insurance (NI).
🚩Speculator with £30000 pays £1770 in tax & no NI, but uses the entire social infrastructure,
🚩Worker pays £4000 more.
🚩You know which side the Govt is on.

Don’t conflate Jews with Zionists.

Many of us anti-Zionists are Jews.
Many of us Jews simply aren’t Zionists.
The largest Zionist orgs in the USA are Evangelical Christians.

Stopping Israel’s brutality against Palestinians is not antisemitism.

Finally finished the last of our garden produce of the season. All we have left now is 2 pumpkins, 2 squashes, jars of tomato chutney and some Autumn Gold carrots still in the ground. I've basically overdosed on aubergines, courgettes, toms and peppers in the last 3 months😂

Thinking about my friend who wanted to explore her bisexuality and finally plucked up the courage to go to an ‘introduction to beavers’ workshop at the lesbian camp at a festival we were at, and it was an ecologist talking about beavers (the mammal) for 90 minutes