I’ve just remembered I stripped my bed this morning.
Please could someone pop over and make it again.
Anyone…??🤔😬

Why are dating apps so effing expensive??
I’m 4’11, not completely hideous, and would love to meet outsidey chaps in Somerset.
But £20 a month?? 🤔

Youngest, arriving home earlier after a (clearly) rather drunken weekend with the boys: Any cheese snack stuff?
Me: yup, lots in the fridge, and some nice granary bread.
Me, just about to start preparing supper just now…

Am hoping - in the next year- to convert my office/utility room into a really rather nice kitchen/breakfast room.
Nabbed these hanging lights at our jumble sale.
I love them, but youngest laughed so much he was nearly sick 🫤
Thoughts…..?🤔

Wait. What? The eclipse isn’t actually about me??!
#Gutted

Years ago, someone once asked me what my dream job would be.
Am in my 60s, so too late now, but would so definitely have been Bodleian Libraries.
Books, books and more books.
Absolute heaven 📚.

Making venison cottage pie and it calls for a decent red.
Lovely village shop came to the rescue.
#SustainableMeat
#ShopLocal

Ok, so am I just exceptionally dim, or is there ACTUALLY a part for a door 🚪 locking mechanism called a gear box…? 🤔

Roly says thanks SO much for all the ❤️ yesterday.
He’s still a bit subdued but Malcolm’s looking after him 😊🐕🐕
#Besties

Goodnight lovely peeps, and thank you for all your wonderful help with my plant question.
And it’s goodnight from Alan.
Being….well,basically…..a bit of a weird pink leaved shrub.
Sleep 😴 tight all x

I’ve two of these - bought several years ago and have never had a flower!
Actually thought this one had been too badly frostbitten but came out this morning to see this - all I need now is for my lovely horticulturists to tell me what it is ☺️

Just leaving this here.
He screams.
He judges.
The saga continues…
#AlanTheAnnoying

Youngest bought me this knife sharpener for Mother’s Day and ngl I was a little 😏.
I take it all back. This beastie is superb!!
Am now on a bit of a mission on the 🔪 block…

Random info for Easter Monday.
At my boarding school in the 70s we used to put butter (and in my case, marmalade too) on Weetabix.
We were rule breakers.
Take that, Glooface

This absurd cat has now asked to go out no fewer than five times in the last hour.
However, it is raining.
Alan does not like the rain, and is not happy I cannot turn it off 🙄
Alan is……a bit dim, ngl.
#Grumpeh

A reminder of how ‘wonderful’ life was under the Conservatives then.
Thank goodness times have cha…..oh, wait 🙄
#GeneralElectionNow

Is it too early for pyjamas 🤔?
#LazyDay
#JustGettingOld

Nighty night peeps.
Said Santi and Dora.
Oh, and fuck the Tories x
#StrongerTogether