all you need is a little chaos & creativity, and you can do anything!

He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks.

starbucks has the best goddamn employees… every personal assistant i’ve ever hired has been a barista i’ve sniped 💀

if you’re genuinely asking:

book deals & speaking engagement

Gordon Ramsey cooked this 😋

most annoying apple feature

Fox host: President Biden is announcing today a new investment in Wisconsin that is creating thousands of jobs. Isn’t that the same land where Trump promised a big plant that never happened?

Fox reporter: Yes it is

nah — women approach kings.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do.

Mfs be like “ermmm ur engagement farming” because they can’t fathom having an interesting thought to save their lives

Friendly reminder don’t be loyal to your insurance agent.

Shop those rates.

How old were you when you learned that there are no adults?

'A sign of intelligence is an awareness of one's own ignorance.'

- Niccolo Machiavelli

Autistic men are interesting. They often have valuable insights, due to being exceptionally good at logical reasoning.

Psychopathic men are impressive due to their sky high stress tolerance.

Narcissistic men are petty and annoying.

when people’s ego become bigger than their brains, an opportunity arises to fuck with their minds 🧠

Growth is overcoming your fears and not worrying about others opinions.

yup

Do it until you hate it and then automate it

my intentions are always pure bc wtf do i really need from you