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Is Columbia safe for Jewish students? We talked to a billionaire alumnus who lives in Massachusetts and a 35 year-old antisemite who’s unaffiliated with the university.

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My four-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked 'Daddy, why did the nice lady from South Dakota shoot her dog?' And when I told him 'Because the woke mind virus had turned the dog into a freeloader,' he started crying.

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As America’s paper of record, we believe in simply reporting facts and letting our readers draw their own conclusions. Here’s why we issued a news release explaining what our publisher meant when he hounded the vice president about not getting a one-on-one interview with Biden.

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Where were all these moralist M$DNC shitlibs trashing Kristi Noem, who I do not support, for killing her puppy, which I do not support, back when Obama was using drones to kill senior members of ISIS, which I do not support?

by Glenn Greenwald

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Trump wants to replace my democracy with a dictatorship. Biden wants to replace my gas stove with one of those magnetic induction ones that heat up incredibly fast. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Opinion | I would rather have Trump leading insurrections than Biden doing the things I’m lying about him doing.

by Bill Barr

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In this South Dakota town, it was a tradition: waffle and eggs, a little pheasant hunting, then drag your puppy into a gravel pit and shoot her in the head. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

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The Judge Who Loved Me

Shaken but never stirred, GoldenTongue John Roberts is stalling for Trump like 007 with a trigger-happy terrorist. He might make those insurrection charges die another day, but he's of no help in Donnie's Octopussy trial.

by Maureen Dowd

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