It's so funny to hire someone for an ostensibly important job and then be like listen you have to be here every day or else I can't tell whether you're working. There's only one job that makes sense for and that job is scarecrow
the trick to defeating imposter syndrome is not by realizing you're not an imposter. because you are. you're an incompetent boob, a total disgrace. the trick is noticing how bad everyone else is too
Not sure why everyone is arguing about covid mitigation tactics again but for me the reason I do a lot of that stuff is because it's easy and i don't like being sick
(saying something slightly ambiguous on the internet) ah i could've phrased that better but i'll probably get the benefit of the doubt from thousands of strangers who only come here to get pissed off
They don't give you any notice when new guys come on the scene anymore, every week there's a headline like 'Rapper Lil Pickles Dead at 89' and you're like who