Welcome to modern Britian on a Monday morning.

Red dots is where sewage dumping has been taking places over the weekend, grey dots is where the water company has stopped supplying the data. Why have you done that South West Water?

The UK Government's net competency rating is -64%, the lowest rating we have recorded for ANY UK Government.

Government Competency Rating (23 October):

Incompetent: 72% (+5)
Competent: 8% (+1)
Net: -64% (-4)

Changes +/- 16 October

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'Would you accept a Cabinet post from Rishi Sunak?'

'No, of course I wouldn't'

I have regenerated!!
Just be grateful I didn’t have to become Parody Boris again.
#RishiSunak

FOR SALE: Five hundred 'Boris' t-shirts.

Navy and Turquoise 'Boris' logo screenprinted on White Gildan Hammer. S, M, L, XL, XXL.

£25 ONO.

#SunakOut

EDITOR'S NOTE: How is everyone feeling? Like us you might be bitterly disappointed. But let's keep the faith and hope whoever becomes PM does a good job. We have the best country in the world and this isn't the ending folks. Boris will come back and is coming back! 🇬🇧

No one voted for this.

Listen Very Carefully Folks.

I shall say this only once.

The Next PM of the UK 🇬🇧 is going to be Boris Johnson.

Bookmark this Tweet!!!

There's going to be some fucking hell on in that Westminster bar.

Which one do you believe?

The chair arrives for the annual summit. #Gullis Out #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #Gullis #ToryFascists #ToriesOut90 #ToriesUnfitToGovern #GeneralElectionNow

🚨 | BREAKING: Sick pranksters have added further insult to injury last night by placing a giant novelty dildo on top of the already vandalised statue of Baroness Thatcher.

Monday