She's running for Parliament! Everyone VOTE!

drag these crooks!!
I’m living!

President Ruto wearing a Sh8.7m rose gold Bvlgari watch because Kenyan watches are expensive

What’s the name of Janelle Monae’s fanbase?

Don't joke with the Kenyan media. They even logged into the KQ website to book tickets just to prove to your God chosen locust that not all Kenyans are UDA supporters whom he can lie to aoyaye. Bwana someone inform the pilot to alight us at KTN studios, that's our stage.

Finally, Rigathi yesterday asked where akina Ndindi, Ichungwa, ASudi, Farouk, Murkomen etc are getting the money to hire all those choppers and dishing money everywhere....he is accusing his own UDA people if corruption😂😂

You can always tell when a new person is tweeting for Nabii because all of a sudden he starts writing like a struggling CBC 2nd grade student 😂

💯
That’s why I be looking at you people crazy! Being a lesbian just made it worse but men have always been at the periphery

she had a massive hate train against her, separation anxiety bc she was away from Chlöe, people were doubting her acting abilities, Jonah was about to drown on set, new to the acting world with yearning in her heart, she had ONE chance!!!

It’s always something new with these mf…

It's victim blaming disguised as wisdom

Ruto revives CAS positions, adding Sh450 million annually to wage bill ntvkenya.co.ke/news/ruto-revi…

This is extremely funny to me, on a number of intersecting levels. BRAVI!

omg I saw the lightskin podcast guy in Shoredich yesterday… from the podcast with 2 straight men (one dark and the other light) who kinda flirt with each other.
Just bumped into him on the streets

Cardi B‘s INSANE feature run from 2022 to 2023

An educational thread 🧵:

1. Delete Finance Bill 2024.
2. Abolish KFCB.

Abbott Elementary is just a ridiculously well done television show.

Speak on it, sis!

reminder that Interview with a Vampire ssn2 is out