I understand defending your fave but why does every man that defends dr*ke sound like they want to do kissing with him reeeeeul bad

wine country camouflage🦅

tapeworm is nature’s ozempic

They should invent a level of happiness that lasts forever

i have purse

Open relationships require rules

three tickets to challengers please

These lips were made to be smooched

I don’t know whether I should be upset or impressed

Need top

Y’all get upset over twitter men because they don’t put enough effort into pursuing you…Bestie, that’s because they’re putting effort into pursuing at least twenty other women as well. Log off and go to your local disc golf course, I promise you’ll be better off.

celebrated sundress season again yesterday

couple drinks in. time to respond to everyone’s instagram stories

If you’ve ever asked to see my boobs, buy my sister a beer at the Red Sox game

Squish bald head make happy

LET HER YAP

It don’t get better than this mrs.iglesias quost malone🌶

meeting of the minds at dog days

even elmo’s depressed. we’re done for

Imagine poppi launches a brand of low alcohol prebiotic sparkling wine and collabs with drake to announce Champagne Poppi