given that Challengers seems to be inspiring people to play tennis, i have a message for you: please do not play tennis. please do not be inspired. there are not enough courts in NYC for you. you will hate it. everyone will laugh at you. you will trip and fall and probably die.

It was the best of times (going to sleep.) It was the worst of times (waking up.)

God inventing the duck:
Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo

What a horrible story

I’ve never seen my 8y/o laugh harder than at Magic for Humans. Unfortunately, I now have to buy a rubber hand and a hammer.

I AM FINE

How do we make this real

Bursting with pride Tina Rivers Ryan 💗 vogue.com/article/tina-r…

The Superbowl would be a lot better if it didn't start in the middle of the night at 6:30PM.

Nobody:

Angels in the Bible :

bummer

How is Josh SO FUNNY. Must be illegal

Although it's a 'romantic' landscape, someone viewing this painting circa 1820 would have instantly recognized it as a modern, artificially planted, and highly managed woodland. In it, Friedrich portrays the beauty of the technocratic values of resource management.
Evening, c1820

I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

If you like life-affirming, joyful events you should attend this concert via livestream or IN PERSON! msmnyc.edu/livestream/pre…

this is incredibly, perfectly, brilliantly funny. BUT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?