Duo Lingo ruined my life 😭🇪🇸 Duolingo

Just reading about Tesco’s profits for the year to Feb: 2.3bn. Up 883 million. You know when you look at your trolley and think how?? HOW is this a hundred quid?? This is how.

As the issue of compensation for miscarriages of justice is rightly in the news, it’s timely to note that in 2014, the government changed the law to make it all but impossible for people wrongly convicted and imprisoned to claim compensation.

Anyone else’s carers a bit dim? The latest fuck up this morning is brushing my teeth with cavalon cream, which I can confirm leaves your mouth neither minty or fresh. #readthefuckinglable #MND

FAO Suella Braverman MP

Has anyone else noticed that glitch where you wake up in the morning and there’s all this stuff you have to do?

the room next door - Nadine Dorries Resigns

As the value of the Russian rouble continues to plummet, No 10 warns that until it recovers all peerages must be paid for in pound sterling.

Good morning everyone next week I will be 79 not bad considering in 2017 I was given 12 months I have a challenge to get 79 cards I have been promised sponsorship for every card I get. So please if you can send me a card 32 vines lane Droitwich WR98LT
Thankyou so much
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We only rate dogs. This is clearly a very happy sunflower. We hope their days are filled with nothing but joy and sunshine, but please only send dogs... Thank you. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Lineker V Braverman: I'm with Gary.
#Lineker
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Police federation demands minimum 17% pay increase for officers.
#FairPayForPolice
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- careful sweetie, it’s slippery.
- dad knows all about slippery slopes, right kev?
- here we go. fine. i’m addicted to prescription meds and i’m a compulsive masturbator, congratulations, happy now?
- shit the bed kevin, i was talking about the time you slipped by the pool…

Among those murdered in the Holocaust were 20,000 Hungarian Jews, shot on the banks of the Danube, having been forced to remove their shoes. The shoes were deemed to hold value. Sculptor Gyula Pauer’s monument is composed of 60 pairs of shoes in iron. #HolocaustMemorialDay

The Conservative Party in 2022.

Seems like any young girl in Iran who makes a post or a video in support of #WomanLifeFreedom is kidnapped and sent to Evin prison. This girl (18) is literally awaiting rape then execution. Her name is #FarnushEsmi say her name, save her life. #IranRevolution2022 #sickening

Provide an update on the release of £50 million for MND research - Petitions let’s get this moving
⁦MND Association⁩
⁦My Name'5 Doddie Foundation⁩
⁦Rob Burrow CBE⁩
⁦Jayne Halhead⁩ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6289…

I’m fundraising for Motor Neurone Disease Association. please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving MND Association #als #mnd justgiving.com/fundraising/cr…

Ms Dorries is lucky journalists are distracted. The Culture Committee - cross party - has concluded she told us an entirely fabricated story. Misleading Select Committees is serious. I’ll be referring our report to Commons Privileges & Lords Appointments. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…