Parachuting into a war zone to do a YouTube board game review.

Maybe Sunak's parents could afford to send him to a super posh school BECAUSE they didn't spend all their money on Sky TV and avocados and oatmilk Lattes. #checkmatelefties

STARMER: My dad was nought but a lowly tool maker, so we didn't have Sky TV either. Just tools. So many tools.

I once bought a novelty shoe horn in the shape of a fish.

I never had Sky TV growing up either, but that was because my Dad refused to buy anything Murdoch owned. He still won't watch Sky, despite them not being owned by Murdoch any more.