With Barbie’s $155,000,000 opening, every studio in town is begging Ben Shapiro to “DESTROY” all their movies in 43 minutes too

The DEF CON hotline now has Signal & Discord support. Save the number, pass it along.

What about everyone else though? I’m envisioning a trail of absolute carnage left in your wake 😀😀😀😀

Sam Humphries 🐀 🇺🇦🌻 💚 Scott McGready 🐿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I have one or 10 as well...

Sam Humphries 🐀 🇺🇦🌻 💚 Scott McGready 🐿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 McGready on the streets, McAfee in the sheets 😂😂😂

Happy Friday, friends!

Are you planning on going Full McAfee or Full ⁦Scott McGready 🐿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 this weekend⁩? 😂

For those heading to DEFCON for the first time, y'all need to understand that this isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. I won't rehash the 3-2-1 rule, but I am going to give you some tactical tips for how to stay happy and healthy through the con [1/11]

If you have the chance today, use your #Vote
Democracy depends on it.

I dun a stickerz for the The Very Unofficial DEF CON Sticker Swap and general hopefully remembering to hand them out at #DC31

Which of you lovelies are heading to Hacker Summer Camp in not long?

Heads up (and maybe sit down) I’m doing this thing sober (IKR?!) but very up for coffees, bubbly water, parties, food, laughing at shit etc.

Also, André Gillette is my Dad. Sort of, yes.

My @delta flight got canceled from JFK. The customer service line was huge, so I google a Delta JFK phone number. The number was 1888-571-4869 Thinking I reached Delta, I started telling them about getting me on a new flight.

Get your Shodan deals now tweeps! #sale #shodan

Not a tennis fan, but I’ve got Djokovic opinions so cheering for Jacob off Twilight. #Wimbledon

Also, spending way too much brain power considering what flavour crisps Brad Pitt was troughing. And wondering how he feels about Scampi Fries.

What are your thoughts, hive mind?

Family Sundays are just gorgeous. Short kid aka BSidesNCL (Newcastle upon Tyne, UK) complaints desk was awarded a gold medal for her dance this morning, and now both short and tall kid are watching the Dora movie (can you say “severe neurotoxicity”?).

My heart is brimming with the happy ❤️