social anxiety if u r reading this my hummunclus sons i love u be brave my sons

My pussy is not “in bio,” it’s where it normally is. You need to get that checked out

All these songs are designed in a lab to make retail workers cry in their cars after work

My friend's mom works at the airport and she says TSA can see if someone's had penis enlargement surgery

Something inside you is irreparably broken. I won’t vote for genocide and Democrats stand for nothing if there’s no line drawn there. If you think that being an adult means you should accept the comfortable status quo, no matter the cost in lives, go be a corpse instead

Insanely grim situation. Solidarity to the student protesters

this is making me emotional to the point of tears. Tear down all the fences, break down all the walls. free the prisoners let us once more be a brotherhood of man

I used to calm myself down in elementary school by imagining this poster

Don’t know about men, but I refuse to engage in any discussion about cool birds that doesn’t mention the greater roadrunner

The chicks keep walking towards me and the parents keep yelling at me for it

When I was 18 I was in love with my 32 year old married, chainsmoking coworker. I would’ve waged a war for her

paybacks a bitch huh fritz. having a really hard day personally. nice to see an ounce of justice in this fucking world

Oh I know this one. Uhhhhh