Snuggle bud

Hi everyone. I haven’t been on twitter in a minute, but I need your help. Today, I witnessed child abuse on the Market Frankford Line in Philadelphia. Philly PD and DHS won’t intervene unless I can provide her name. Please like and retweet and help me identify this woman! 🧵

QT a pic of you not smiling - not easy to find one 😂

Everyday I am forced to read things that should’ve never surfaced

Made enough homemade veggie soup to feed a small country if anyone wants to come over hehe

Not being in love with me? Red flag 🚩

Don’t let him fool you

boobs? they’re more likely than you’d think!

she calls me a star the way I dew her valley

I JUST HAD A REALIZATION AND NOW I MUST GO SIT WITH MY THOUGHTS

Gonna start doing the raunchiest nastiest p0rn so that I can afford to build the dreamiest most wholesome and whimsical cottage

God, I love Waffle Home.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I hate when yall do shit like this

if you're 25+ and unmarried, and i'm 25+ and unmarried, then who's flying the plane?

I actually love guys who constantly tweet about sports because they understand the importance of obsessing over something stupid

I like to be cozy

I crack myself up sometimes

got them crocheted for the squad