Steve Ferguson I’ll be glad when Satan calls him home.

Kirk Cousins and Michael Penix Jr next year

The perfect government is one that's authoritarian to my enemies and democratic to me

Good Morning Friends!
Sunrise over Seattle.

family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol

columbo: oh one last thing. you said you thought of the tweet around lunchtime. in the drive thru at wendy's you said. but the timeline shows you posted the tweet during prime time. now i can't understand, why you wouldn't just post the tweet when you thought of it at wendy's?

Hey, your professor here. I woke up at 4am the day grades were due and just gave everyone a B. Hope that clears things up

What do children do at daycare, like hang out or whatever? Total waste. They should be making license plates at least

Sorry for not responding. Your words did not convey adequate yearning.

Occasionally you just have to indulge the irrefutable fantasy of growing unwell in the most vague 19th century fashion and avoiding all your problems and responsibilities for a few months.

Francisco Kafka

All I wanted was a soft life, one where I get to meet kind people, and watch the sunset because it’s beautiful, not because I need alone time to overthink. One where I touch flowers, and feel the rain, and smell freedom. One where I don’t have to fight for my sanity… everyday.

God will hit you with some of the most crushing events back to back and you will still have to do the fuck ass dishes

only hot women get away with being mean but only the HOTTEST women get away with being weird

she’s more art than human

nothing has been okay in a really long time and i would just like to go somewhere i feel at home for once

— Charles Bukowski

And I do nothing but dream every day that at last I shall meet someone.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

lord please let the tables turn, i'm so tired. let me experience genuine things in life

You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects