And both a wanker and #FascistWankSpangle

OK this is beyond parody Iain Dale …are you fucking nuts?

#ToryCuntNuggets
#ToriesAreToast

FFS 🤦‍♀️

During the Pandemic, which age-group sacrificed their education and possibly their future to help save the lives of predominantly older people?

Which age-group are going to struggle to get on the housing ladder?

Which age-group have to PAY for their tertiary education

🐀 ⛴️ ☠️ - the #ToryCuntNuggets that is, all is normal at a GE otherwise…

The problem for the Tories with Labour being more trusted on *absolutely everything* is that, when they tell voters 'you can't trust Labour' they're effectively insulting their intelligence.

Please sign and share - she should be removed from the Party as this is not her first offence

#ToriesOut691 #SunakOut581 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered #ToriesUnfitToGovern #PintSizedLoser

I am just back from interviewing Rachel Reeves for GB News. It is extraordinary how Labour is so cautious on its plans and the Tories are not.
Labour says there will be no increases in income tax, NICs or corporation tax, nor any wealth taxes.
Meanwhile Conservatives spray around

So pernicious. So embarrassing.

Sophie Ridge’s expression 👌

What a waste of time and energy.

Still, I’m sure The Mail will do a huge splash tomorrow given how obsessed they’ve been with the topic. (Or not)

Someone messaged me with a meme saying “Did you know people call Johnny Mercer, Johnny Minge?”

Yeah mate. That was me 😂

You know it’s stuck when people think they’re giving you brand new information about a nickname that you started.

Ah good old National Socialism from the #FascistWankSpangles

The Neo-National Front

Breaking News: As a part of his continued efforts to try and court the grey vote - Rishi Sunak will shag a nan, on Politics Live tomorrow morning, a No 10 source has confirmed.

In view of breaking news, a reminder that this individual has a majority of 105.

Apparently the good people of Lichfield would vote for a donkey if it was wearing a blue rosette, so in order to defeat Michael Fabricant on July 4th I'm going to need many many more followers...please please please Retweet this and ask YOUR followers to give ME a follow ❤️

Rishi Sunak makes a campaign speech with his back turned to the cameras (2024)

Ed Davey falls into Lake Windermere (2024)

Hmmm... not quite right:

'Due to policies brought in by this Conservative government in 2021 people on the basic state pension will be taxed for the first time in history and we're desperately hoping no one will notice that we're trying to put out a fire we started'

Much

Somerset Capital Management founded by Jacob Rees-Mogg owns £105m of Infosys shares. Infosys is owned by Rishi Sunak's wife.

Infosys has been given more than £2bn in contracts by Rishi Sunak.

The corruption is unlimited and everyone is in on it.

New - I understand Diane Abbott was given back the Labour whip earlier today.

We're days away from Tory HQ saying Starmer smells and can't get a girlfriend.

.James Daly MP