'I don't care what the doctor said, you're starting work at Nando's first thing tomorrow'

Devastating picture of Angela Rayner’s cushion …

no sorry, this is a picture of Esther McVey and husband Phil Davies MP who claim £3k rent per month from taxpayer despite owning a flat down the road.

'I was in my study googling for angle grinders when I accidentally ended up on Grindr. I saw naked men, and stood up quickly in shock and my trousers fell down. I dropped my phone which took pictures of me and it sent them to a man on the site along with my contacts list'

This Easter, please take a moment to remember that if Jesus turned up now, we would lock him on a giant barge while we pass illegal legislation that will let us send him to Rwanda.
Happy Easter.

#HappyEaster #LizTruss

“I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Leadership’ by Rishi Sunak? Yes, that’s right, the one without a spine”.

“You boy - has Lee Anderson defected from the Reform Party yet?”

Victoria Derbyshire tearing Ben Houchen a new one over the Teeside freeport is a thing of beauty.

Water - fucked
Trains - fucked
Energy - fucked
NHS - fucked
Education - fucked
Social Care - fucked
Economy - fucked
Pensions - fucked
Roads - fucked
Defence - fucked
International reputation - fucked

Apart from that, it’s been a good 13 years of Tory stewardship.

Knock yourselves out

“Bet you a thousand quid that you have to wait more than 2 years for your hip replacement”

‘I bet you £1000 you’ll never own a house.’

“Have you seen the old lady I usually speak to on this bus?”
“Yes, she got off two stops ago to have a heart transplant at the pharmacist on the high street.”

No words… because I’m laughing so much!

'When [Kemi Badenoch] was a new MP she rang me and fessed up to hacking Harriet Harman's emails and begged for clemency'

A reminder that this offence carried a jail sentence of up to five years at the time.

Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Tory MP and Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Labour MP…

#bbclaurak

Normandy 1944.

this is an insane freudian slip

Sunak actually thought this lack of respect, rudeness, contempt & scorn was acceptable.
He derided this lady and scornfully laughed at her, jeering & mocking her perspective, then turned his back and walked away ignoring her.
This lady is us. He just told us all to fvck off