A very nice interview I did with Ewan Spence. Give it a listen!

Edinburgh! Go see my pal, Patrick! tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/patri…

Check me out! Excited to be doing Edinburgh Fringe this year!

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This morning's #Fringe believers are: SMS Seance holder Top 8 Saddest Anime Deaths of All Time, Arch--Finder of long-lost aunts, Victor Esses, & a magical realist exploration of mental health from Ezra England!

#Edinburgh

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We went from “golden age of prestige tv” to “please stream my show the first weekend or I might not get a season 2” to “every season of this television show has been wiped from existence for all eternity for tax purposes.”

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

another win for free speech. love all these new rules about things you were allowed to say before but can't now, from the free speech man

Another white bisexual lady ruining a party

Can’t believe they let FOLLOW @YITTY play the flute captain Picard played first in his mind and then in real life from the episode The Inner Light from Star Trek The Next Generation

In Justice Alito’s draft opinion reversing Roe, he writes about “an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment,” up until Roe in 1973.

He cites, as historical authority, Sir Matthew Hale.

Let me tell you about Hale & his views toward women.
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Imagine trailing to a twice-impeached, Putin-praising, election-denying ex-president who less than 15 months ago was inciting a violent attack on the Capitol. The Democrats, and especially Biden, need to wake up to how much potential trouble they’re in.

let’s get the price of gas right up to the limit where people stop using leaf blowers

tabbing out of Elden Ring to have zoom therapy

Hey! I wrote a solo show I'm very proud of, incorporating many texts from my dead friends. It's funny, sad, and full of dumb visual gags. Come see it on February 23rd at 9pm at the Lyric Hyperion!

Tickets: bit.ly/textsfrommydea…

By age 34 you should have:
1. A failed podcast
2. A failing podcast
3. A new podcast ready to launch
4. A gun

CDC shortens isolation requirements to: 'Whatever your boss needs.'

I can’t tell if this is sincere or satire

I'm calling it now, the Mario Bros movie will NOT have Charles Martinet play Mario for no reason and cast someone like Chris Pratt

we all owe the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE guy an apology; he was right and we were jerks