This story is so delicious, it's unbelievable. It spanks the Tories so, so hard, albeit inadvertently.

But it will take a little explaining, so please have patience and bear with me while I walk you through it.

The Telegraph tonight is running a big splash about the first Tory

#TheResistance

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A question for adults in the UK: what do you want to give to young people?

In the wake of their plans to reintroduce National Service what will the Tories suggest bringing back next?

Lost me after the first line, Harry. ‘If the Tories win the next election’. 😂😂😂

I think Laura Kuenssberg is the only voter in England excited about this policy .. at least she’s consistent ☀️

Here’s a lesson from the Tories on how NOT to win the youthful vote! 🗳️🤣

By 4th July Sunak will have promised to
Bring back the Workhouse
Bring back hanging
Bring back Section 28
Send people to Australia for shoplifting

This tune is going to haunt him everywhere he goes on the campaign trail. 😄
Make it happen, folks!

Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?

People who don't have much are often the most generous. Went to the kebab shop. Guy came in asking for food but had no money. The cooks give him a pita with salad & lamb. Without discussion, the customers covered the cost so the man got fed and the shop didn't lose out.

He is out of his tiny little mind

Cock

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Total COBBLERS for your information DICK Labour are not in power yet. So if this story is true DICK it's another cause.

Miffy She’s a total scumbag, a hateful waste of piss, seriously. Not just this but harassing a trans Green candidate that’s suffered rape. I have complex ptsd, I hear you, I blocked everyone that liked her comment too, some were following me. Zero tolerance. I’ve lost friends this way.

Which do you think would best improve the life chances of young people in the UK?

Are they going to be paid?

The absolute HORROR of this PM and this government!

Young people of Britain. The Tories hate you. If you go to uni they’re going to saddle you with massive debt. They’ve taken away your freedom of movement. Now they want to introduce slavery for 18 year-olds.

You know what to do on July 4th.