Kevin Burke
@Ke7inBurke
hey! | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him
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Queen Kitten 👑
@ElaniKitten
girl comedian/ woman producer
charles entertainment cheese
@jmurffff
Arielle Dundas
@ArielleDundas
My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
limp brittzkit
@Brittymigs
she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
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@aallleeexxxxxx1
thank u
Max Gross ☻
@maxgotjokes
Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
Iris✨
@Jest_Iris
out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
[email protected]
@bb_apes
I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
chase
@_chase_____
girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
cass city
@HeavenlyGrandpa
i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
seynique — detroit 5/16 & 5/17
@seynique
comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
Dylan Adler
@DylanAdler6
If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
glennis ❤️🔥
@theglennisshow
@theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
@xanabon
local sweetie pie
Solidarity with Columbia SJP 🍉🇵🇸
@OrangeFreddyG
Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Pod⬇️
Jennifer Begakis
@jenbegakis
Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
Pastrami Mommy
@Ewelannawhite
a half-sour pickle | *ctor, vo artist and comedy writer | contributor @realpunknews @harddrivemag @bwaybeatnews
Matthew Levy
@MattLevy51
Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
dev
@devvvrobot
Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Destiny Allegedly
@DestinyHarHar
28 she/her. Publicly unhinged for eternity ♉️☀️♌️🌙♊️⬆️
rachel coster
@RACH4_theSTARZ
welcome to the fun zone
Dorian DeBose
@VerboseDebose
Teachin’ bitches how to swim | Riz Khalifa | Daddio
Jeff Lawson
@jeffiel
Owner of The Onion. Entrepreneur, ex-CEO and cofounder of Twilio. NYT Worst Selling author.
Ben Collins
@oneunderscore__
chief brunchlord @theonion
Leila (rhymes with tequila)
@leilaclaire
SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE | writer & social | chief monster obtainer: @theonion FORMER: @Disney @Netflix @nylonmag @refinery29
Jeanne Goshe
@beangoshe
(jee’-nee go’-shee) Contributor @reductress. Co-host @raisedwrongpod. Sit down comedian. I made those tiny hot dogs up there. She/her
Michelle Elisabeth Varghese
@mvarghoose
Chill & Ambitious | Writer | Podcaster | Sabbatical Friend Essays: https://t.co/V4sKJrUpHD Podcast: https://t.co/9loRgSiYkt
Brooke Preston
@bigu
Comedy person. Author. Cheese enthusiast.
Nate Armbruster
@natecomedy
I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.
Tricia Crimmins
@TriciaCrimmins
@dailydot senior reporter covering politics, identity, and the 2024 election + @columbiajourn alum (she/her 🏳️🌈)
John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Zoomer writer/comedian with autism and adhd. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him. Jokes appear angrily read out in senate estimates.
Stone Cold Jane Austen
@AbbyHiggs
Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
jewish brat
@ajewishbrat
i can’t handle the thought of people not knowing what I am thinking at all times. doctoral student.
Lex Vaughn
@AlexaVaughn
Founder & Editor of @TheNeedling, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. @4culture 2024 Arc Artist Fellow
The Needling
@TheNeedling
Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]
Onion Inc Union
@OnionIncUnion
The Onion, The A.V. Club, The Takeout, Deadspin, and Onion Inc.'s art, video, and marketing departments. Organized workplace with @WGAeast.
Lauren Moser
@moserlaur
senior editor @theonion // former associate editor / senior writer @clickhole
gabaghoul ♡
@gabby_frost
gen z creative & menace • social @spencers • @gmfdesigns @projectbuddy • she/her
DM me cat pictures
@malkatz
current nobody, aspiring somebody. jewsey jersey girl. perpetually unemployed. always looking for friends. racists and bigots not welcome. (she/her)
Joe Palana
@JoePalana
A big waste of potential check out some stand up why not? https://t.co/Yqwc24Xn9C…
comrade ella🧚🏻♀️
@marzipanlord
mythical woodland bisexual who does performing + arranging + dessert + anachronism + flânerie etc !!! 💗🌸✨😎🌱🌲 alt: @marzipanserf
Froggy Chair Titan 🍉
@_letterbxmb
⇢ communist sympathizer. movie watcher. a friend to all cats. || she/her. twenty-nine.
Selena Coppock
@SelenaCoppock
former comedian (album: SEEN BETTER DAYS on iTunes, Spotify etc), writer, alum of @hamiltoncollege, creator of @NYTvows, host of @twowickminimum she/her
NYTimes Vows
@NYTvows
PARODY. The Grey Lady covers White Weddings. IRL: @selenacoppock
paris campbell grace
@stopitparis
[email protected]
cherie
@cheriejamison
as the eternal fangirl
Claire
@clairefavs
@TheSecondCity national touring company // @TheOnion headline contributor // She/her
Josh Ballew
@FernBallew
Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
Johnathan Appel
@johnathanappel
Writer @lastweektonight | Words in @newyorker @mcsweeneys Formerly: @boogiemanja @storypirates | He/him/his (((Jewish)))
Annie Ertle
@annieertle
yeah, idk | contributor @reductress
Chrissy Shackelford
@ChrissySh
face on stages and phones. writer for @LastWeekTonight, previously @ProblemAreasHBO, The Big Fib on @Disneyplus, @Reductress. #WGAStrong
Catherine
@CatherineKLind
opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em
Rochelle
@RochelleElana
Unapologetically human.
Emily Kapp STREAM SOLAR POWER
@emilykapp_
Managing Editor @The_Belladonnas | Satire in @McSweeneys, @The_Belladonnas, @PointsInCase, @SlackjawHumor, and more.
Julia C Griffin
@juliacgriffin
I enjoy making films. https://t.co/NuTx93efMJ
evelyn gee frick
@evelyngfrick
media jew (she/they)✨ associate editor @hey_alma ✨ contributor at @reductress✨ features contributor @theonion ✨words in @vulture @jezebel ✨ opinions are my own
Jus Kap
@jus_kap
Humor writer. EIC of @bahstonaccent. relatable words in @harddrivemag @mcsweeneys @realpunknews @slackjawhumor🏳️🌈 (he/him) opinions my own
Sierra Wanden
@slywandenwrites
🖊️ Humor writer, 📚 book reviewer,🐱 cat worshipper. Words in @The_Belladonnas @thisisrobotbutt @HumorDarling @GreenerPastSat @UmMuddy and others.
Jeff Bender
@jeffbendernet
Writer @REALpunknews, @sportsriot, @fencebooks, @mcsweeneys, @slackjawhumor, @pointsincase, @electriclit, @iowareview, @guernica. van certified
Erin Ross
@Erin_Ross94
Women’s wrongs activist https://t.co/oiXtkyft4L
bridget epitropakis
@bepitropakis
standup comedian
grown adult joshua nasser
@noshjasser
listen to my song simpin (josh's version): https://t.co/FvjlP9JaLB
sierra
@sierralayko
standup comic. nyt word game player.
maggie m
@margomollo
Welcome
motti
@motticomedy
(they/he)
the lehr witch project 🐀🪺
@am_lehr
A skeleton with some meat on it. @rgay’s The Audacity, @NewYorker, @mcsweeneys, etc. // IG: amandamlehr // bsky: amandalehr
emmy 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊
@emxlymargaret
annoying, angry, vulgar, mean, writer, critter advocate.
Sarah Hutto
@huttopian
It was a joke. New Yorker, NYTimes, McSweeneys, MADmagazine, & Reductress.
charlie
@chunkbardey
here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
brosaleigh
@brosaleigh
Josaleigh Pollett. the dog that ate your birthday cake. diy musician. friend. any pronouns. 'In The Garden, By The Weeds' out everywhere now!